The People's Republic of Glorious Nation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by MrGlorious with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.184 billion Glorious Nationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of GloriousCity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Glorious Nationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,461 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,234 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and the 'Half King of Maxtopia' exhibit is the least popular amongst museum-goers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Glorious Nation's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Glorious Nation is ranked 44,738^th in the world and 50^th in Nederland for Most Patriotic, with 29.92 flags saluted per person per day.